Saturday, 19 January 2013

Joke of the day(weekend special)

A clerk wins the euro million lottery.

He goes to euro million office to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. Our clerk says, “I want my £20 million now.” 

The man replies, “No, sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a million today and then you’ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.”

The clerk replies, “Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it now.”

Again, the man repeats the explanation. The clerk, now furious with the man, screams out, “Look, I want my money! If you’re not going to give me my £20 million right now, then I want my £2 back!

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