- Husband : (calls up Hotel Manager
from Room) Please Come Fast, I am
Having an Argument with My Wife &
She Says She will Jump from ur Hotel
Window.
Manager : Sir, I am Sorry, But this is Your Personal Matter.
Husband : U Idiot! The Window's not Opening. This is a Maintenance
Issue !!! :P
some extra moments:
- I said to this train driver: "I want to go to Paris." He said: "Eurostar?" I said: "I've been on tv but I'm no Dean Martin."
- My phone will ring at 2am and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?" I say, "I don't know. If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone."
- I went down to my local supermarket and I said: "I want to make a complaint. This vinegar's got lumps in it". He said: "Those are pickled onions."
- I was having dinner with Garry Kasparov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
- I rang up BT. I said: "I want to report a nuisance caller." He said: "Not you again."
- I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.
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