Joke of the day:D

Girlfriend giving house directions to her
Boyfriend.

"Come to the front gate of my apartment
where you drop me,
Look for flat 9A,
You'll find a lift on your right.
Hit 9 with
your ELBOW.

Get out of the lift you'll find my flat on the
left.

Hit the doorbell with your ELBOW & I ll get
the door for you"

Boyfriend says: That seems easy but why
am I hitting buttons with my elbows?

Girlfriend: "0MG! Are you coming empty
handed?"

boy friend: ((speecchhless )