SCHOOL: A place where Dad
pays and Son plays.
STUDENT: someone who knows
little of everything.
PROFESSOR: someone that knows
a lot about so little
LECTURE: An art of transferring information
from the notes of the Lecturer to the
notes of the students without passing through
"the minds of either"
LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that
keeps you poor all your life so
that you can die Rich.
NURSE: A person who wakes u
up, to give you sleeping pills.
MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in
which a man loses his bachelor.
degree and a woman gains her masters.
DIVORCE: Future tense of Marriage.
CONFERENCE: The confusion of
one man multiplied by the number present.
CONFERENCE ROOM : A place where
everybody talks, nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on.
COMPROMISE : The art of dividing a
cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
DICTIONARY : A place where success
comes before work.
FATHER: A banker provided by nature.
CRIMINAL: A guy no different
from the rest....except that he got caught.
BOSS: Someone who is early when
you are late and late when you are early.
POLITICIAN : One who shakes
your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.
DOCTOR : A person who kills
your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
SMILE : A curve that can set a lot of
things straight.
OFFICE: A place where you can relax
after your strenuous home life.
YAWN: The only time some married
men ever get to open their mouth.
COMMITTEE: Individuals who can
do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done
together.
EXPERIENCE: The name men give
to their mistakes
E.T.C .: A sign to make others
believe that you know more than you
actually
pays and Son plays.
STUDENT: someone who knows
little of everything.
PROFESSOR: someone that knows
a lot about so little
LECTURE: An art of transferring information
from the notes of the Lecturer to the
notes of the students without passing through
"the minds of either"
LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that
keeps you poor all your life so
that you can die Rich.
NURSE: A person who wakes u
up, to give you sleeping pills.
MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in
which a man loses his bachelor.
degree and a woman gains her masters.
DIVORCE: Future tense of Marriage.
CONFERENCE: The confusion of
one man multiplied by the number present.
CONFERENCE ROOM : A place where
everybody talks, nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on.
COMPROMISE : The art of dividing a
cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
DICTIONARY : A place where success
comes before work.
FATHER: A banker provided by nature.
CRIMINAL: A guy no different
from the rest....except that he got caught.
BOSS: Someone who is early when
you are late and late when you are early.
POLITICIAN : One who shakes
your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.
DOCTOR : A person who kills
your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
SMILE : A curve that can set a lot of
things straight.
OFFICE: A place where you can relax
after your strenuous home life.
YAWN: The only time some married
men ever get to open their mouth.
COMMITTEE: Individuals who can
do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done
together.
EXPERIENCE: The name men give
to their mistakes
E.T.C .: A sign to make others
believe that you know more than you
actually
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