Joke of the day

•  I went up to the airport information desk. I said: "How many airports are there in the world?"
• They say the camera adds 10lbs. Stop eating cameras!
• Did you know you're ten times more likely to get mugged in London than New York City? Thats because you don't live in New York City.
•  I broke up with a girl once because she lied about her weight. I say that, she died in a bungee jumping accident.
• When someone close to you dies, move seats.                                                       source:Jimmy Carr's